Or just code the happy path and let it crash.

(this is actually a real philosophy in the Erlang world and I’m bummed it doesn’t receive wider acceptance)

It also means not absolutely hating your job. If you’re the only hater and everyone else likes working in the company you’ll have a bad time waiting for everyone to leave.

Ah favorite words of professors everywhere
“obviously”
“simply”
“trivially”

You’re using Java, there’s your problem

Are these the Handschuhe Germans talk about

200€ for what quantity? If we’re talking about a few ml per package, i might have a reliable supplier of some … “salmon” sperm.

It’s time to introduce everyone to the concept of Culture bound syndrome

You can just feel Siegesbeck was a major pervert.

“Some plants reproduce using a type of sexual reproduction…”

“Slut!”

I love it. Easy way to say - I don’t really care about reviewing this, I gave it a 30 seconds look and clicked approved

The typical recommendation in this case is Debian.
I don’t know how hard it is to install since I don’t use it myself. There are a lot of people swearing by it’s stability, even running it for 10+ years on the same hardware without a reinstall.

We Europeans offer the use of CERN at no cost for this purpose. With the only condition that you’ll need to find a way to get rid of the toxic purple sludge somewhere far away.

FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3

Hear me out - a crab shaped anteater

I’m guessing it has to do with interaction between seatbelt and boobs. And all previous tests just assumed a flat chest.

But image if we can provide so much for 8.5 billion, it means we can provid double for 4 billion. There is no reasonable excuse to keep increasing the human population.

The very reason we’re so good at treating cancer in rats.

DoS on the universe

Says someone whose urinary tract is combined with reproductive organs

Homophobes: resist those evil urges, don’t give it to the gay sex, you can do it just say no…

The rest of us: uh, who’s gonna tell them

A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn’t care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this: