DoS on the universe

Says someone whose urinary tract is combined with reproductive organs

Homophobes: resist those evil urges, don’t give it to the gay sex, you can do it just say no…

The rest of us: uh, who’s gonna tell them

A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn’t care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

He also didn’t invent a programming language.
For a file system you only get one murder.

Looking up how to do something, as an improved stackoverflow. Especially if it provides sources in the answer.

Boilerplate unit tests. Yes, yes, I know - use parametrized test, but it’s often not practical.

Mass refactoring. This is tricky because you need to thoroughly review it, but it saves you annoying typing.

I’m sure there’s more, it’s far from useless. But you need to know what you want it to do and how to check if done correctly.

I assume it would be a delicacy served for special occasions. Or a desert.

Depends, does he influence people only when they are very, very close to him?

Is the a rule that a pope can’t be bird? I know he has to be a baptized catholic male and accept of their own free will (added after a tiny incident), but did they ever specify human?

Soooo, did it work??

I suspect T-Rex (like carnivores in general) isn’t such a good choice if meat is your goal. Sauropods on the other hand? Tons and tons of meat from a single herbivore animal. You might even be able to use existing cattle feed.

Yes but the delivery is a problem. How do we package, ship and then get each mammal on earth to ingest 150 ng of the toxin?

You never know when you’ll need to kill a herd of elephants, better be prepared.

Mammals indeed suck, it’s part of the definition

Those are rookie numbers

What is it with vertebrates and combining reproductive organs with the out-end of the digestive system? Don’t they get it’s gross?

How to trigger both chemists and Charli fans in one meme

The British urge to eat mummies still going strong

So technically there could be an object that is mostly a black hole, except on the equator?

I’d rather present it as a non-overlapping Venn diagram. It’s not the level, those are different skills completely