Careful. While funny, you’re running dangerously close to being sucked in.
If an intern (or damn near any employee) can be in a position to single handedly take down that scale of system it’s not the intern that should be fired - it’s the architect that baked that kind of weakness in the first place.
Like eating out a mermaid’s cloaca.
Maybe our guy is just a corpophage and that option is all upside.
Batman bin Suparman