The post in the screen shot is dated February 14, 2025 though?
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indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The government doesn't use SQL6·5 months agoCharlatan?
I mean, it does sound like y’all both saved yourselves some time.
As I understand it, sharks aren’t actually hungry all that often. They eat, then just spend a lot of time being chill sharks.
indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Have you gone down any rabbit holes that gave you an existential crisis?53·1 year agoIt’s somewhat specific to someone with my type of background; namely growing up in a family of young-Earth creationist, fundamentalist Christians, and learning that things like science and evolution are lies from Satan.
At some point curiosity got the better of me and I realized I didn’t even know what evolution even is, so I read up a bit about it. Then a bit more. You know, this actually kind of makes sense. Eventually the rabbit hole led to the existence of God. I remember watching a bunch of debates and expecting the most learned representatives of our Christian tradition to make some really great arguments. And… they… never… did.
That was super cool.
I googled “was Avogadro ugly” and found this picture posted on r/funny ten years ago. But also quite a few people seem to agree that he was indeed quite ugly.
I am not literally a part of my kids, but they wouldn’t be here without me.
Honestly, why? We’ve got billions of people driving around in cars they don’t know how to build. Is that a problem too?
I got a bunch of different kinds of boxer briefs a few years ago, and I learned from that experience that there is a WIDE variety of quality and fit in this category. They really shouldn’t chafe or let your balls stick to your thigh, if they do I’d highly recommend trying a different brand or fit or whatever.
One use case is if you’re running a web server that is configured to return a “maintenance” page instead of the live site if a particular file exists. Which is actually pretty cool because then you don’t have to update the config when you need to do something or let your users get a bunch of 502 errors, you just
touch maintenance
and you’re good.
indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the most evil hellish thing you've experienced firsthand in life?33·1 year agoBeing a child with an ear infection, rather than take me to a doctor to get antibiotics, my parents had my grandmother come over to pray for me and she told me that Jesus was my physician. I just remember wondering why my physician wasn’t fucking doing anything about it.
I got myself a Xerox printer because I figured I’d be familiar with the interface since all the offices I worked in had Xerox printers, plus I figured getting a near-corporate printer might keep some of the bullshit away since Xerox would probably not want to motivate their corporate customers to switch brands. AFAICT they probably get most of their business through service, not so much product.
So far it has worked out well. I have yet to buy a Xerox brand toner cartridge, and I’ve had this printer for several years and I keep getting consistent high quality prints. Some of the features are not super intuitive, but I don’t think it’s terrible to have to read the manual once in awhile.
indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What has been your best financial move in life?11·1 year agoIt wasn’t huge in terms of actual numbers, but it still feels like my biggest win. I bought my first car for like $750. It needed some work, but I fixed it up. Before long, I crashed it. It was totalled. But, it was a 1973 Dodge Charger. I started pulling parts off of it and selling them on this new thing called eBay, and by the time I ran out of parts, I had made more than twice what I bought the car for.
indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some things that Linux can't do, but Windows can?1·2 years agoPlease direct me to anyone who has gotten Excel to run under Wine and documented the procedure.
indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some things that Linux can't do, but Windows can?393·2 years agoRun Microsoft Excel
indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some items that really aren't worth paying the expensive version for?3·2 years agoOops my bad, thanks. I updated my comment to remove the misinformation.
indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some items that really aren't worth paying the expensive version for?1·2 years agodeleted by creator
indepndnt@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some items that really aren't worth paying the expensive version for?3·2 years agoI recently moved to a place with well water and figuring out how to get the dishes clean was a whole thing. For awhile I was sure we were gonna need a new dishwasher. There were wads of paper in various places in the machine, I’m guessing the previous owners didn’t bother taking labels off before washing them, but that’s not the point here. What ultimately worked for the mineral film was citric acid. There are citric acid dishwashing products, but you don’t need to spend a ton of money, it’s a common food additive and you can buy it super cheap. I got this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OZFECU?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title I just throw a spoonful in with the detergent once in awhile and the glasses come out sparkling!
I think you’re still giving them too much credit with the for loop and regex and everything. I’m thinking they exported something to Excel, got 60k rows, then tried to add a lookup formula to them. Since you know, they don’t use SQL. I’ve done ridiculous things like that in Excel, and it can get so busy that it slows down your whole computer, which I can imagine someone could interpret as their “hard drive overheating”.