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Moby’s Dicks

“It took me and two other people half an hour to get into this suit … my left sock came loose and is wrapped around my toes … and now I have to pee”

As an indigenous person who grew up without running water or modern plumbing for the first ten years of my life in Canada … I always appreciated this quote …

Will Durant Quote: “From barbarism to civilization requires a century; from civilization to barbarism needs but a day.”

Personality, presence and confidence

Natural self confidence, but NOT an arrogant selfish confidence.

Some people naturally have confidence and presence and some people need to build it as a skill.

I know guys and gals with little to no knowledge or skill build up careers because they just knew how to talk and connect to people.

I also know guys and gals with years of education and degrees but have little to no way of politely or easily getting along with people.

That’s like asking a caveman to put down the stick

It’s no wonder our prehistoric ancestors went wandering around hooting, hollering, randomly screaming and yelling all the time. They kept hearing all these voices from the future asking them questions like “why is my life bad”, “how do I make her love me”, “how do we find the vietcong”, “why is America fighting this war”, “will putin start nuclear war”, “when will Jesus return” …

Run away in fear until you gather enough of a group so that you can all turn around and kill and destroy whoever or whatever scared you in the first place.

Keep doing that for 200,000 years and you end up with a nuclear war

Why not both? … the ancestors have spoken.

LISTEN HERE YOU!! … IMMA FIND YOU, RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!

… the Bartender Moe response

With adjusted volume to make it louder for the listener

Jim’s abortion clinic … We deletus your fetus

It’s the subtle difference between a JUSTICE system and a LEGAL system.

One aims to maintain law and order in society in a fair and equal way regardless of one’s status or situation.

The other is a system gamed to benefit the richest and wealthiest individuals to get away with everything.

Simple and to the point, everyone should know and follow this. One of the best pieces of advice from the Dalai Lama

“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them.”

Isaac Newton — ‘To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me’

Overlooked? … in that scenario, we’re just an unknown accident … it’s like that tiny piece of mold at the bottom of the sink drain

Or God is a ten year old who is playing around with a world generating machine and has since forgot about us.

We’re just one of the thousands of world saves he placed on a memory card and threw into the closet and forgot about.

A bit of nitrogenous waste in liquid form

I grew up in a very unorganized town that wasn’t really regulated with traffic laws. I learned to drive a truck at about 12.

When I was 14 I was driving my dad’s truck around town. I suddenly had the urge to see how well the brakes worked. I drove fast down a gravel road than slammed on the brakes as hard as I could. Within seconds it blew both front brake lines.

Later that same year in the winter I got the truck stuck on some ice. It wasn’t bad, I just happened to stop on a very slippery patch of ice and couldn’t move forward. I got the idea that as the tires spun, they were getting hot which meant it was melting the ice. If I did it long enough I would eventually get down to the gravel. I got impatient and spun the wheels faster smoking them like crazy while the engine roared. In the middle of the noise and smoke, a tire exploded and the truck jumped and deflated. I had blown out a tire.

Dad wasn’t happy with me for a long while because the truck went to the shop and we had to pay a lot of money to get them fixed.

At the very least, I never made these mistakes again.

Me fail English? … That’s unpossible