potoooooooo ✅️

Yes! I walked face first into one or two massive webs and they all moved up a bit! So cool and courteous!

Earth might go on to start a whole new life in some new place just like my dad.

Not sure I like the sound of that.

Based on how Earth is doing, she might be taking us to the big farm upstate. :(

Not necessarily. I like to think I’m pretty resilient.

That’s called a crepe and they are DELICIOUS.

Not native here, either, but supposedly not a real threat to anything. They’re everywhere here now. Coolest thing I learned is that their babies can “balloon” and fly for up to hundreds of miles on wind currents. And the little tiny baby spider in the web isn’t a baby, it’s the little bitch-ass male. The size difference is insaaaane.

Same, I had two Joros this year. Their webs are LITERALLY gold, it’s so cool. They really just chill. Imagine my disappointment when both disappeared before the New Year and I learned their lifespans. :(

Good call getting past “first dog” quickly, lest we dwell on it too much.

It’s literally the only prescription.

I don’t think so? I know people here love Linux. That’s great. I just have to assume those folks aren’t gamers/power users, because why would I pick an OS that doesn’t support those things? It’s crazy to me. It feels like the people at Linux are trying to lock me out of my own computer, which I own! And I can’t imagine someone’s little hobby coding project is very secure!? Correct me if I’m wrong! I just don’t get it.

You’re gonna want to take extra doses of antibiotics for that.

I would try Linux, but I’m not some command-line hacker type. I like a nice GUI and Linux just can’t compete with the big guys on that front with all the “packages” or whatever bloating up your knock-off OS.

Damn, shots fired!

Is it the sun?

Amen.

My bamboo fields disagree.

They polish rice!?

Do you know if she’s tried Fat Head dough/bread? I’m pretty sure it’s gluten free, it was my go-to on keto. Made with mozzarella cheese. It’s really, really good.

Fucken owned 'em