No, this is canon.

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Yes, exactly!

nuh-uh! see they’re in line to be extincted

Queue extinction of snails

All wasps are an important part of the decomposition cycle. Some also tend to decompose your happiness.

be not afraid

/watch?v=EoQbjNlJ_0w

Story tiem:

I was eating sushi outside on my lunch break, and ofc a local wasp was buzzing around so I moved a chunk of tuna a bit away from me so it would feel safe to land. It landed, cut out an almost perfect square of tuna, hugged it with it’s legs and flew off. It was a bit like watching a cargo helicopter lifting up a container.

and it makes a lot of sense when one thinks of clear cutting in terms of puritanism.

In the paper, one of the caterpillars has an entire weevil head stuck to its body.

just don’t look at it

Despite >100 years of entomological surveys, the bone collector species has only been found in a 15-km2 area of mesic forest in the Waiʻanae mountain range on the island of Oʻahu. Typically, an endemic Hawaiian lineage will contain multiple species with similar habits distributed across at least part of the archipelago [e.g., (11, 12)], but no other member of the bone collector lineage has been found. Phylogenomic analysis shows that the bone collector lineage is at least 6 million years old, >3 million years older than the island of Oʻahu (Fig. 3) (13).

The forest is being increasingly occupied by invasive species.

Why not post a link to the source:

https://doi.org/10.1126/science.ads4243

?

I did this a lot with poptarts as a kid. I’m sure I would still do it, but I hate poptarts now.

Scolopendra subspinipes

…the species is known by many common names, including jungle centipede, orange-legged centipede, Hawaiian centipede, and Vietnamese centipede.

…it is also found on virtually all land areas around and within the Indian Ocean, all of tropical and subtropical Asia from Russia to the islands of Malaysia and Indonesia, Australia, South and Central America, the Caribbean islands, and possibly parts of the southern United States…

I think it’s actually Scolopendra alternans because the one pictured has only 4 segments on it’s antennae, but subspinipes has many.

Scolopendra alternans is a species group found in the whole Caribbean island and northern South America, with the Florida population reevaluated as a distinct species Scolopendra longipes.[1] They have also been reported as far north as Georgia.

noooo it just wants to fertilize your hotdogs it didn’t do anything wrong

Gross! Everyone knows bananananananananas are best when there’s still a bit of green.

how else does one become secretary of health tho

head smash in horsey jump