What’s sigma?

This reminds me of the brief stint I had as a Java web developer in the early 2000s. My boss, the VP of the company, told me to throw together an e-commerce site on my last day that everyone knew about. I stared blankly at him for a few seconds then shrugged and turned back around to the IRC chat I had open via SSH.

Yeah the alt text is always half the joke with XKCD.

This happened to me. I did a couple years of Java web dev work right out of high school from 2001 to 2003. I used to love programming, but doing it full time completely ruined it for me. After all this time, I still haven’t even done more than start and immediately delete projects.

I was going to make a sodium joke, but Na.

No one uses this meme correctly and it makes me irrationally upset.

I glanced the article for the higher resolution image and thought: “wait, is that a stink bug? Is that toddler’s entire family about to regret existence?”

No QBASIC, can not confirm.