I’ll half what she’s half-and-halfing

I don’t believe they’re biodegradable. They’re made mostly from post-consumer plastic.

Shrek

On a related note, what maiden name does your mother like?

Must be impossible to interject with jokes if you need to run this every time

Birdy birdy in the sky, why’d you do it in my eye. Is it water, is it spit, oh my god…

Is there a song where you could reliably tell the difference between 320 and flac?

Why does this feel like Leia asking Anakin?

Dreaming Spanish was a fantastic resource for starting to learn Spanish. It looks like someone did a similar concept for French, although I can’t vouch for it.

https://www.youtube.com/@Dreaming-French

Looks like you may be able to find some Fort Boyard eps on archive as well: https://archive.org/details/FortBoyardFrance2201707152100

It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.

Throughout

Idiocracy the documentary?

Baaaaaaa

Brush teeth during the pre-rinse cycle

Click on the question mark for an explanation

No.

Christopher Nolan’s gotta be up there

More coming soon. Or not. I don’t owe you shit.

I’d love to see the Jasper Fforde Thursday Next series be turned into movies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thursday_Next

Fernet Branca 🤮