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kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Celebrity death that’s affected you the most ?
3·1 month agoHis death hit me harder than Michael Jackson’s that same year
kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Privacy@lemmy.ml•Apple rolls out OS-level age verification in latest iOS 26.4 dev beta
8·3 months agoI’m only on 26.3 and I got an iOS age verification popup today when opening an app for hospital/medical stuff. I was able to just close it and continue but it was surprising.
kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Op doesn't have time for interviews
541·5 months agoAnswer:
Tap for spoiler
Flip two switches and check the bulb. If the light is off, you got lucky and now know the remaining switch turns it on. If the light is on, you now know one switch that won’t turn it on. Return to the room and finger your asshole. You’re now having more fun than solving a logic puzzle.
kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmy users, how do you deal with the current dating sphere? Assuming you haven't found Thee One?
4·8 months agoThe best advice I can give is to get a gym membership and start exploring the classes. I went to two different gyms and my experience was the same at both- females make up 90% of the attendance because all the men would rather be out on the weight floor doing their own thing.
kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmy users, how do you deal with the current dating sphere? Assuming you haven't found Thee One?
191·8 months agoGet off the apps and go do classes at places. Gym, cooking class, whatever. Or go sign up for one of those programs that specifically gets a bunch of single people together to go do activities.
The dating apps don’t work unless you’re a mega hottie. You’ll be spending a lot of money monthly to not be buried by their algorithms. You can use them to cast a net, but don’t expect anything immediate to happen.
If you’re using anything other than Tinder, Hinge, or Bumble you’re shooting yourself in the foot big time if you expect any success.
I am assuming you’re male. When Ashley Madison got hacked, stats came out that 5.5 million of the 37 million accounts were female. Gizmodo did an independent review and thinks it’s actually closer to 12 THOUSAND of those female accounts were actually real. While the vibe of Ashley Madison is very different from something like Hinge or Tinder, if those apps even remotely resemble the user base of AM that means the numbers are well, well stacked against you.
I dunno, my philosophy is that cars are a dime a dozen so you shouldn’t ever settle for one with damage when you can eventually find the same one without if you keep looking.
Yeah even then. It’s one of those things you just shouldn’t entertain because you don’t want to later discover that a small accident actually did more damage than first realized.
Don’t bother with any car that has had any history of accidents.
I want this in my house
Nothing is wrong with it. Fediverse bros are just salty that it’s getting all the traffic instead of mastodon.
If you have children, remind yourself that you want to be around for as many of their achievements as possible.
kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•more like stimulation environmentEnglish
13·2 years agoConcept art of the International Breast Station
my body is a machine that turns piss into piss
kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?
221·2 years agoIf you are cramped for storage space for cleaning supplies, you can buy and hang a shoe cubby on the back of a closet door and use it to store all sorts of things.
There’s different types, such as ones that are actual racks and others that are pockets like this:

kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?
21·2 years agoGoogle Fi is a god-tier service for traveling abroad. When I went to South America I paid nothing extra vs my friends who had to deal with Verizon’s ridiculous travel plan fees.
kinkles@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?
4·2 years agoIf I need to remember to bring something with me when I go out I’ll put my keys on top of it.
I think the bigger problem is the female astronauts slonking around the cabin crotch-first