Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain

It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…

Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?

Swirlies are the worst.

They’ve got no right to be so pretty.

It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.

Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.

Oh shit guys it’s bean season again

If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.

* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)

That’s because sighthounds have teeny tiny dried up corn kernels for brains :)

Awww greyhound snoot 😍

It’ll be 25 years this week!

Gettin’ horny now

French and Spanish only at my first high school (NJ), and French, Spanish, and German at my second high school (PA so the inclusion of German makes sense).

You are golden

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?

Like Corey Feldman and Dan Levy had a deeply awkward baby