It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.
kubica
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kubica@fedia.ioto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•If political issues had issue trackers...
14·1 month agoStop, it huts here in my meow meow.
Log and seppukku.
So now the cat is not only dead and alive but also the box.
git out --never-come-back
Another AI: “LGTM, merged”.
This is what peak performance looks like:
console.log("before dothething"); let r = dothething(); console.log("after dothething"); console.log(r);
/dev/null is the best for scalability
And the db name is short for “analysis”, of course
This person was probably a scientist (of any kind).
Empty string used to be like my own version of null pointer.
Ok, but let me see the the source code of the cylinder.
It is now tagged as “good first issue”
kubica@fedia.ioto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What do you call your production branch?
15·4 months agoI like prod because it makes less assumptions on stability. It is what is being used, good luck with the rest.
kubica@fedia.ioto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Been there, done that, would not recommend
17·4 months agoI agree. But agreeing has not been enough motivation to actually do it.
This indecent will be reported.
You wanted abstractions? Take your abstraction.
You could save about half the code by only listing one boolean value and having the other as a default return at the bottom.
Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.

My circadian whatever has had all my life to get used to it. I don’t accept complaints now.