I was reading the individual words for a while before I got it :D

Naming things kids is the hardest part of programming.

ARGV?

I use bash when I need to feel pain.

I use ruby whenever I need a script, it’s super easy to work with other commands in ruby IMO.

I love this, except for i i hate i.

Not an answer to your question, but have you checked out Bedrock Linux as opposed to installing multiple distros? Or maybe using virtual machines?