Me, looking for technical writing jobs after writing a highly fucking technical dissertation: I have a PhD but I’m pretty burned out on being a try-hard so I’m just looking for a straightforward 9-to-5.

Them: We’re worried you’ll be bored.

Me: Anyone would get bored doing this, at least I’ll be good at it.

Them: No.

Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.

“Have you thought about a postdoc? Well how about second postdoc?”

Vector also wears a gold chain and headphones all the time

Shout-out to all my homies who are tired all day, avoid screens before bed, read for a bit, journal, do mindful meditation, and take melatonin, but nonetheless lie in bed staring at their eyelids for 2 hours before slipping into a kind of restless unconsciousness that’s too long and groggy to be a nap but too short to be a refreshing night of sleep.

H₀, H₁, and H_bruh

That’s the face I make when an experiment that should only have 2 possible outcomes somehow leads to a completely uninterpretable third outcome.

Obama, Obamala, 'bamala, Kamala

i don’t remember. it’s been over 24 h. seems bad.

Free time

That’s why programmers have all those monitors. They’re each hooked up to a different computer.

I think I’m one of the lucky ones with a natural aptitude for music, but I don’t quite take it seriously enough to really hone my skills and become an expert at it. Whenever I’ve tried, I’ve found it to be more stressful than it is fun. I’m not trying to make it a side hustle, so if it stops feeling fun, I back off of it.

I guess it also depends on the instrument a bit. I mostly play solo, and some instruments don’t seem to lend themselves well to that for me. Piano is my instrument of choice these days.

Volume adjusters

Is that… a can opener? Below the violet “Temrousy” area?

yeah i know how to do anova: an ova-ly complicated experimental design lol gottem

What’s your question?

I’m on a jammin’ jelly kick right now. Jam on toast, jam in oatmeal, jam in yogurt, jam on… well, that’s about it.

I don’t get triggered just by opening the fridge tho. Usually it’s like “hey I haven’t had this in a while” and I eat it nonstop for like a week until I’m sick of it, then don’t touch it again for a few months. Nutella is currently on the hate list.

Being able to say “oh that was x+1 years ago” instead of “x years ago” when reflecting on all my past traumas.

give my bro harambe a bullet proof vest