PREACH! MUTHAFUKA!!!

Un-PC, that’s what!

I wonder what they’ll change the name to.

‘Bosspersoncard’

Looks like the sorta chap you wouldn’t want to touch with your bare hands.

Even frogs need a hobby.

Metallica’s drummer was heavily influenced by jazz while growing up. No one believes me but it’s all there in a BBC interview.

While distinctive as a species itself, the generic placement of these plants has differed in various botanical treatments. When the genus *Cornus*is taken broadly, as done here, this species is Cornus canadensis, and is included in the subgenus Arctocrania.[11] However, if Cornus is treated in a narrower sense, excluding this species, it can instead be classified as Chamaepericlymenum canadenseor as Cornella canadensis.[12][13]

So, still Cornus canadensis.

No one can say the other word anyway, it’s pointless to use.

DONT STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR ANTS IN PUBLIC ESPECIALLY IF YOU THEN SMELL YOUR FINGERS.

So apparently the new shit spam evil calls can record the most minimal sample of your voice and then spoof it to your friends and family…

It almost seems worth saying nothing until ‘they’ say something, but then, what if they are a spoofed caller…

Oh shit. Just don’t use phones any more.

Now I’m trying “random communities” and it either refuses to give me anything or cycles through “Mastadonindians” Homesteading, and some retarded paranormal bullshit.

FFS.

What other app should I use instead of this?!?!

Tic tak toe,

Solitaire,

Snek,

That one with the bubbles that you just watch and you can’t do anything (I think it actually a screen saver)

Uh. That’s it.

Petroleum

You might have to live with scratches. I would.

I’ll go watch shortly.

Edit: ok I’ve watched the best of Brak.

I’m convinced.

Brakiosaurus FTW.

Yeah I’m just giving you a hard time because I don’t know the cultural reference, having been out of the US for decades.

I’m not female nor gay and I’m getting aroused at the thought.

I thought it was a Brakiosaurus.

Thanks. Never heard of it. Still makes no sense.

Thank you but I don’t do YouTube. Do you have some sort of text-based explanation?

This makes no sense.

SNAKES,

MUTHAFUCKA!