You’ve got more teeth than braincells

You haven’t got two braincells to rub together

Why has IRC not been mentioned? The basics of Discords UX is based on it after all.

Maybe one of these?

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Looks like a high density IDE connector.

I’d shop around for similar products, not sure if you need USB, SATA or just big IDE.

It’d be fantastic to get some drink brewing hardware together that actually supports this standard, that’d be the real icing on the cake. Are you aware of any people putting something together?