Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

“God did it to trick you” is pretty hard to disprove

There’s bread from 14,000 years ago

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

Confirmation bias bias

So… capitalism?

Bruh… that’s literally what doctoring is now. Got the hurt? Pain pills. Got the sad? SSRIs. Got two, three, four sets of titties? Ozempic!

Right, but literal horsecock

Probably makes more money as a trebuchet operator too

I would say that beliefs are unprovable, and knowledge is provable. If I claim the sun will rise tomorrow, we can test that. If I claim god exists but is hiding, we cannot test that. The former is knowledge, the latter belief

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I’m not a teacher, but honestly I think that’s a fine way to do things. If you can create a resource to answer questions from and find answers using it in a timely manner, then the problem is solved. You’ve learned how to answer questions

Several of my coworkers cannot use resources already provided (Google) to find answers to common questions