This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!’ -Douglas Adams

Lines up perfectly … for life as we know it. See also: The Anthropic Principle

I can sell you a bottle of 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part oxygen. Just add fire. Boom. Water.

I unfortunately still encounter it irl.

I never knew a disintegration ray was possible.