Evolution is so great, if it was on Windows, if use it there too. Best email client IMO

Any lyrics would be better than “tell me more…did she put up a fight?”

My retirement plan: wait for the zombie apocalypse. No rent, no taxes, no cubicles.

How many ducks would it take to span the equator if they were all lined up in a row?

Mine’s going to be called “I can’t believe it’s not I can’t believe it’s not butter”