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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.catoScience Memes@mander.xyzFalling
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    4 months ago

    This amount is too small to possibly measure

    What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch? I’m going to go get $300 million in funding to create a device so complex and so sensitive that a butterfly sneezing 30 miles away will fuck it up and then I’m going to directly measure the the acceleration of the earth as a result of the mass of that bowling ball. You fucked up, kiddo.

    • Average metrologist, probably


  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.catoScience Memes@mander.xyzPSA: Do not approach the wildlife.
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    5 months ago

    If you’re in a neighborhing state you can just drive to Yellowstone over a weekend. It’s actually really beautiful and unique. I even got a selfie with a Bison but it was standing 25 ft behind me in the background, munching on grass or whatever. Literally thousands of people do this without issue as long as they don’t get too close and don’t fuck with the Bison. I will never understand people who want to fuck with 800 pound meat tanks.