minerals, maxerals…

British people old enough to have supported the original nazis be using anything but the metric system

This is like Technology Connections having to explain what an MP3 CD is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkIR23emsWY

Most monitors has got to be the security guard’s CCTV, so it does track!

Is that a quantum boolean?

That’s already illegal? It used to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obtaining_pecuniary_advantage_by_deception and is now just fraud.

RealCalc is nice - it emulates a scientific calculator, and doesn’t ask for any permissions.

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There’s a linux file called fstab which is often pronounced f-s-tab because it’s a table of file systems. It was somewhat surprising to hear Dave Plummer pronounce it as “f-stab”, as in stabbing someone…

It was Alpha Phoenix

I feel like you’d like this guy’s routine! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1wkx1V1qHY

https://github.com/mattdiamond/fuckitjs/blob/master/README.md

Could ask a journalist or lawyer to send it?

“Good enough is perfect”

Credit cards for anything over £100 online, for the built-in fraud protection - https://www.moneysupermarket.com/credit-cards/guide-to-credit-card-protection/

Knew that he wouldn’t persevere with it - very forward-thinking!

If it was Ender’s Game, you might be better off starting with book two…

“Now we just need you to calculate equivalent resistance between the points a “knight’s move” apart on an infinite grid of 1Ω resistors…”

And the weights are like a bigger version of the weight-hangers from science classes.

Similar to how more people have heard of Lockerbie than any other Scottish town of 5000 people.