platysalty

How much did it cost?

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.

The iyashikei genre needs more love. It’s the perfect type of show for after a long day at work.

And I had a crush on the voice that said pterodactyl

It’s Pokemon! The pokemon craze was going full swing when I was a kid in the late 90s. But damn, foreign plastic toys were expensive as heck. I’ll forever be grateful to my parents for getting that level of bs junk for me

Smile and nod, baby! Just smile and nod and they’ll shut up soon!

Charizard in a pokeball.

I grew up poor as shit, so that’s a minor miracle in my books.

Earth, pre-heated. Brought to you by Shell

As someone who’s been in the workforce for more than a decade, the one thing I wouldn’t bother with FOSS is Office.

I know it’s probably MS’s fault, but at the end of the day I’m just trying to send this boring document to this boring colleague and get on with my day. Last thing I want is for them to come back with boring complaints cause something went a bit wrong with conversion.

Quoting a podcast: “So you’re saying I own this jpeg but anyone else can still download it and do anything they want with it? Bruh, NFTs are just jpeg NTR”

And now I am become worm, destroyer of ears.

May God have mercy on my soul for unleashing this upon your day.

I think even if it’s OC, it’s fine if you very clearly credit it.

No creative is gonna get angry at someone going “hey check out this cool content I found by this person”

Ask for the difference in behaviour between apple seeds and baseball cards, or anything equally nonsensical.

A human would go “bro wtf”

2020s

There’s liquid soap, you know. Didn’t need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.

And now I fix all the home PCs.

pistols at dawn.

And give the bear mafia a chance to send assassins after me? Pistols right now.

Dinosaur wings. Hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

This “as a service” stuff is going too far