Whatever you do, as soon as you crack it open get your nose right up there and inhale deeply.

Penis, is it?

There’s a 65 GB pack on archive.org

ChromeCacheView is a step in the right direction, but nothing fully automatic. I’m also searching for a less manual solution.

I don’t think I saw anyone here mention Ubuntu Cinnamon Remix (obviously free) or WindowsFX and LinuxFX (paid). Those are all pretty cool in my opinion.