It’s mostly uber-lit (though inaccurate) plastic animal skeleton season.

Gitcha some of them all-dressed chips for a little flavor with your vinegar.

In my heart, I knew this comment would already be here.

Reminds me of this Pete Holmes bit.

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dood

Big enough to be comfortably used by humans

Pffffbtbtbt, housing crisis schmousing crisis. There’s your answer, chaps.

they will inevitably fall towards the centre and get spaghettified at some point

Not before they witnessed the birth and death of thousands of civilizations! (I know they wouldn’t actually be able to witness them, not having the right equipment and being dead in due order, it’s just neat to think about relativity in that context. 😊)

When you know the dimensions of the legs of a right triangle but not the tangent of the angle opposite the height, you have to utilize the formula “height = tangent(ϴ) * width”.

Its the HAWK TUAH rule.

• Height
• And
• Width
• Known,
• Tangent
• Unknown,
• Apply
• H / W = tan(ϴ)

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

I think the students are ready and quite capable of such sophistication. They’re just too distracted with sharing memes.

(Oh, I know, my middle schoolers do alright as long as our figures are two-dimensional, and my high school geometry students do very well; I just wanted to say the magic, fun, wink wink word again. 🙂)

Scaling, in general, is the least common middle school transformation covered by state curriculum as far as depth of knowledge is concerned, at least where I’ve taught. Students just aren’t ready at that age to calculate something as sophisticated as the scale factor contributing to an object’s loss of size.

I teach these basic transformations as part of my middle school math classes, and I was completely loss as to why they didn’t include a reflection, but then I realized a reflection wouldn’t be that interesting because it could be indistinguishable from a translation.

I thought you was black, man?

If it was “The Deep” who put the can there, then it would have been a Fresca.

That’s pretty neat!

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The Carmen Miranda getup really pulls the whole dream sequence together.

PENVS

Meowing is very common among cats. Go look up videos on YouTube where people attach GoPros to their outdoor cats and see them interact with other cats in the neighborhood.