Rayquetzalcoatl

Can you ask the universe when my landlady will lower my rent pls? I don’t understand particle physics

Is the universe more likely deterministic? :o

Hemorrhoids.

Thanks! I actually did consider it but my landlady won’t allow pets, and if I’m honest I both can’t afford and am too disorganised to take good care of something living. Good suggestion, tho!

Heya man, thanks for sharing. I hope you’re doing okay. That sounds tough, and it’s a hard realisation that love isn’t always enough on its own - relationships take work outside of love, and that has certainly felt like a disheartening realisation for me. It feels the world is a little less magic now, but that’s okay - there are better things coming for us both, that we will be better equipped to handle correctly with what we’ve learned from this. Happy Monday!

Sad, sometimes, and a little lonely most of the time. Been through a rough breakup this year. But getting better all the time! Hope you’re well!

Man, that edit is super weird lol

My wallet

Being cringe

Oh for fucks sake can we please stop putting AI everywhere

The fire that Prometheus stole is a metaphor.

Oh bore off you big fanny

My colleague (we work in web dev) will literally sit there staring at an error message but apparently not reading it, and then he’ll open ChatGPT and start asking it what to do. The fucker never even Googles error messages, it’s an absolute nightmare.

Unplug your inbuilt webcam?

And hell yeah it’s in the Horniman museum

Rare to see a comment that starts by mentioning CPUs and ends by talking about Pompeii. Awesome. Mental.

What do RP and BP mean here?

Would love to not be in a Yankee quip chamber. I know they’re everywhere but it would be nice to avoid “As an American…” comments lol

They’re getting private messaged by YouTubers

Did you mean to post this in Programmer Humour?