Never to return!

Finally, we’ll know where the word came from!

“Nooo, we were trying to spread the meme, not destroy it!”

“Good news, everyone! The Allies won the war and fascism has been defeated!”

This was 9 years ago, though. What’s the statute of limitations on good news?

Best use of a time machine ever, carve that in ancient Norse runes for future people to find.

Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that’s not nearly as fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI

Selected through continued survival and reproduction. Maybe a more accurate template would be something like, “Awesome, I’ve evolved with [trait] which deters predators!”

The question was whether or not things will get better, not extinction. We’re unlikely to go extinct, but things will absolutely get worse for us.

Humans needing to be “gone” was hyperbole - we just need to not have enough people to be able to damage the climate any more.

Not for humans. Fascism can be recovered from, but climate change can’t at this point until humans are gone.

And what nut is this?

A: Trick question, it’s a legume!

At this point it might be doing us a favor to just put us out of our misery.

And using that same reasoning, a hotdog on a bun is a sandwich.

Nothing, I don’t like small talk with strangers.

Nature is horrifying.

As all things should be.