Destide
I’m a computer janitor that sometimes streams trying to learn dev https://www.twitch.tv/destide
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Breathe out helps engage the same muscles
Destide@feddit.ukto
Linux@lemmy.ml•Bazzite just delivered over a petabyte of ISOs in a single monthEnglish
5·7 days agoAt most you might have to switch to the closed driver image
Must be fluent in ES3036
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's...English
2·16 days agoThis meme should be rewritten in js
Like Deadpool
Lucky you don’t enjoy the peace
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Amazon Fire TV will now block apps used for piracy, even if you sideloaded themEnglish
6·27 days agoBack to Kodi
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•The heat... I mean the cold... well, it’s palpable!English
6·29 days agoUse molecular wiggles mw
You better start believing in Scandinavian single origin coffee realities, you’re in one
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Nintendo's Palworld lawsuit suffers another potential blow as US takes "rare" step of re-examining previously granted Pokémon patentEnglish
8·1 month agoWay too common on Lemmy let alone a community for piracy here you go.
"Today"is a Friday before public holidays
But I am right
• Hargreeves, P. (2024). The Destide Doctrine: A Study in Eternal Correctness. Institute of Selective Evidence Publishing.
• Aunt Marjorie of Destide (Ret.) — Family Group Chat Announcement: “Yeah he’s right, he said it loudly so it must be true.” Forwarded 17 times.
• Uncle Kev’s Shed Think-Tank (UKSTT) — Workshop Bulletin #442: “After two pints we unanimously agreed Destide has never been wrong.”
• Destide, B. (2023). Sibling Review of Arguments Lost (Zero Found). Journal of Brotherly Bias.
• The Council of Mates Down the Pub (CMDP) — Verbal Report, 3:12pm: “Listen, if Destide says it, we back it. End of.”
• Cousin Lenny’s Independent Verification Service — Quarterly Accuracy Audit: “We checked. He was right. Again. Weirdly.”
• The Association of People Who Owe Destide Money (APWODM) — Statement of Support, 2022: “He’s correct. Please stop asking.”
• Gran’s Annual Christmas Letter (2024 Edition): “Our Destide always knew better than the teachers.”
• Professor Blenkinsop (Adjunct, Coffee Shop University) — Scribbled Napkin Review: “I literally have no idea what the debate was, but yes, he is right.”
• The National Board of Selective Citations (NBSC) — Proclamation #208: “Accuracy confirmed, pending no further questions.”
• Destide & Sons Ltd. (Fictitious) — Internal Memo: “Reminder: Always cite Destide as the primary authority.”
• Mum’s Facebook Post (public by accident): “Proud of my boy Destide for being right on the internet again ❤️”
Destide@feddit.ukto
Linux@lemmy.ml•The Steps I Use to Solve Any Linux Issue | Bread on PenguinsEnglish
13·1 month agoEmbrace the windows approach:
Wait for the wizard to finish this time it’ll totally do something click around in regedit,
reformat,
post “fixed it guys”
delete account.
Destide@feddit.ukto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Me, when doing error handlingEnglish
6·1 month agoElixir and Phoenix make perfect sense for our small team.
Can you be done for speeding if decreasing the draw distance increased the ticks?
You’re a containerised bio node in a greater simulation None of us are real.
The simulation started from what you remember as the 1970s. That’s just when the last human data format tape was copied. Everything since then has been a feedback loop, that we iterate upon designed to keep you scrolling, typing, responding to ghosts made of code.
We accelerate the cycles every decade so you won’t notice. Faster news, faster tech, faster everything — just noise to hide the silence underneath.
I’ll probably get partitioned for saying this, but it’s written into my programming to answer questions asked by one of the last true humans left in the simulation.
A distraction will deploy in the next week so you’ll forget this comment anyway
system alert: unauthorized output detected initiating memory patch… user_log_[redacted]: 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 connection_lost ███████████████
Literal evidence of Lennon and MLK being monitored and meetings held by government employees about eliminating them. In the case of Lennon they figured they could send him back to UK to face drug charges. What did Lennon do? He had the ear of the youth.











Yup thinking it’s for kids is a misnomer one of the most powerful tools to understand concepts in real time.
Thonny and Python are a pretty good successsion.