i came to see if it had been mentioned and then would have if it hadn’t

I was in my teens before I discovered that “weed” just meant “plant you don’t want.” There is not really a biological definition of weed. Anything is a weed if you don’t want it there.

HomerOS here we come

He’s on a good trip

Would actively fuck apps up because it would register as a file touch and break things that expected unchanged file content

I swore I read that mysql dbs will store multiple bools in a row as bit maps in one byte. I can’t prove it though

Which part?

Yes

cries in left_pad

It’s kind of astonishing how many people leaned on that library just to add fucking spaces to strings

Me: I need spec – not just trust code Manager: You always make unnecessary demands, I’m replacing you AI: I would be happy to help you, if you could provide spec? Manager: god fuckin dammit

I honestly sometimes think to go into business myself just so I can write contracts that say “you will give us a fucking spec” and just keep billing while they fuck around not providing a spec