Sundray
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•clob is opensource this is the futureEnglish
14·27 days agoYou know what, I got exactly the same result when I trained an LLM on all of the Linux man pages.
It’s okay, I know SQL!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead handsEnglish
36·2 months agoAnd what is the best tool?
AI! (This message brought to you by The Microsoft Marketing Dept.)
Math articles on Wikipedia really need a prerequisite section.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I hate it when Windows wants me to wear a suit.English
11·3 months ago>‘guynamedzero’ is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I hate it when Windows wants me to wear a suit.English
6·3 months agoI’ve never had to run in a pencil skirt… yet 🤞 .
“That’s a great idea! We should totally get ice cream!”
“We are not getting ice cream sweetie. I think you’re hallucinating.”
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Six Stages of Code GriefEnglish
5·3 months ago
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Six Stages of Code GriefEnglish
81·3 months ago
“Alright, I need all of the leads on this call to confirm: go, or no go.”
“Go.”
“Go.”
“Let 'er rip!”
“Hold up–”
Adderall (strongly typed)
nsfw Kenneth Williams
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ancient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgotEnglish
231·3 months agoI can only assume the very next slide said, “But having a computer make battlefield targeting decisions is A-OK!” /s
Got me 😔
(posted from indoors)
Hold up, those names are much too descriptive.

“Wow, what great coding! You’re totally a viking!”