synae[he/him]

Needs more saddam

Where is Mrs Brisby

I grew up with SimAnt and look how I turned out!

Finally, some good news

Yes

And when you eat it

What about phylum neutral bathrooms?

Perverse incentives

He’s up for a Grammy this year!

Hail Satan

New job skill just dropped

That’s why I have Jellyfin configured alongside it at replicas=0 just waiting to be spun up

However, people also tend to stab themselves in the hand as they attempt to use the knife tip to remove the avocado pit.

They’re not doing it right. You don’t stab the pit with the point of the blade, it’s more like a chop.

https://youtu.be/eGd6GfHG77I

Of course, you could just use a spoon to remove the pit. Or I saw another variant where you push it out from the “back” of the side its stuck in once cut in half, no tool needed beyond the initial halving

More info here if anyone wants to read about the lost footage: https://web.archive.org/web/20210130023507/https://theunheardnerd.com/what-could-have-been-26-event-horizon/

Reject whale, join the kubernetes cluster.

We have fully automated gay space crashloopbackoff!

You’re not wrong but I always thought (some) spiders and mantises were the best examples

Perhaps look closer at the “yes” and “no” on the arrows which are a very important (although small) part of this decision tree

Any of the non-terminal nodes

Not until I’ve finished my mole enchilada

The Purge