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Looks up
Everything!
Puts on foil hat
Looks up
Everything!
Puts on foil hat
ZOMG! Hell has frozen over!
My premiums went up just looking at it!
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
Alternative headline: “study finds that people don’t like subscriptions that tell them to eat shit”
Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…
Should’ve invested in some teeth…
I miss Macbarf…
The ye el las thems
Impossible. It’s under water, which means that it weighs more than a duck.
I can identify with that entire statement except for the last sentence. Hell, I’ll accept “cuz it’s Tuesday” as a valid reason for piracy.
My generation paid a lot for the type of shit that many of y’all take for granted and I think that’s fucking fantastic. In fact, let’s face it: my generation paid more than enough. Y’all should be stealing everything isn’t already given for free by the corporations. If the BaCk iN my DaY squawkers wanna keep paying the poor innocent execs, then fine.
For everyone else, if it ain’t nailed down or owned, take it. And if someone hoarded more than they could use in 10 lifetimes, eat them and then take everything. We should never forget what’s been taken from us and it’s pretty much your duty now to take it all back.
This isn’t thievery, this is the fucking bill coming due.
Holy shit! I forgot that I’m old now and Gen-Xers are now super-old! Yuck! I regret reading your comment and now I’m mad at the internet for the rest of the day…
You can all go suck a butt
Voyager is a boomer and could more easily be phished
“Yeah, I always leave my car unlocked with the keys inside. I also always park it in the center of a lake.”
They’re certainly not in it for the money
I couldn’t figure out a good Cassini homonym joke, so Juno seemed like my next best option since it’ll meet the same fate.
Jupiter says Juno what you’re talking about
Punctuation looks like an ellipsis
Oh, yeah? I’ll show you! How to punctuation.
How do you do, fellow geriatrics?