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TheForkOfDamocles
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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
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🎵Call Mr. Plow
That’s my name
That name again is
Mr. Plow!🎵
I dreamed this several weeks ago:
I was with a couple of people on the street near some parked cars when all of a sudden this comically large, brown and white patched moose kind of…appeared in front of us. My 6-year-old daughter also appeared right next to me, saw the moose, and uttered—in her little girl voice—“God DAMN!”
I woke up laughing my butt off.
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Checkmate, chess players!
Aquaphor is sold in the Baby Supplies aisle of drug stores and bigger grocery stores. It’s been great for alleviating diaper rash with my kids.
My dad and I had the misfortune of driving behind a truck that apparently had a load of dead cows headed for the rendering plant. No place to pass on the highway for a few miles and it was summer. Horrible.
He’s an Adonis!