Private insurance companies

so you’re saying i should stop drinking coffee when I wake up and instead just smoke a bowl? I feel like I’m not as creative as I used to be, and my drug of choice has been coffee for the past 15 years…

Electric brew kettle for homebrewing. It’s soooooo much better than using the standard kettle on the cooktop. Don’t have to monitor the temp manually and watch the clock, just turn it on, set the temp and timer and it does its thing.

Also can be used to sous vide an entire 10kg ham

i think a rubber duck might be a better rubber duck.

my colleague uses chat gpt to run statistical reports. i don’t verify if the data outputted is correct, but i’m going to assume that everything he produces from now on is factually incorrect.

I’d piss on their servers for free

peugeot cars may be crap, but their pepper grinders are pretty good.

i hate these posts because it reminds me of how much i miss my old friends and how much i’ve lost.

but definitely the first time i smoked a bong with my best friend.

well, that was something I didn’t need to research and now kinda wish I hadn’t.

Did you know that the correct pluralization is octopuses or octopoda, not octopi? This is because the -pus ending in octopus to es from the Greek word for foot, not prom latin.

What’s nutya?

Pine64 has something I think. I don’t know if it’s any good though.

cult leader and cult follower? but that just seems too long

Whatever it is, it has to be able to connect to 4g networks.

Git reset --hard head

for now. pretty soon, it’ll be back to white men only.

sysadmins hate end users because end users suck.

i just can’t believe she traded her MG for it though.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

We should let Taiwan or western Taiwan contact the aliens first.