I’m talking the cheddar that’s been in the fridge too long and has some spots on one end. I just cut off a generous portion and still eat it anyway unless the cheese itself tastes badly of mold
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But cutting around the mold on cheese is fine, right? Right???
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•This one goes out to Dennis PragerEnglish
20·2 months agoBut he just checked!
The program goes through the collection of numbers and prints each one after a delay of milliseconds equal to that number: “Print the number 20 after a 20 millisecond delay. Print the number 5 after a 5 millisecond delay. Print the number 100 after a 100 millisecond delay… etc…” effectively sorting the collection because the numbers will be printed in order from smallest to largest.
This is a clever (but impractical) way to sort a collection, because it does not require comparing any of the elements of the collection.
Yeah, I suppose after a billion billion billion or so years, it probably would be
Black holes aren’t “dark”…
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who cares about time complexity
252·3 months agoI’d accept that “smart code” and “clever code” are 2 different things
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who cares about time complexity
1211·3 months agoWhenever you sit back and smile proudly to yourself about how clever the block of code you just wrote is, your next move should be to delete and rewrite it.
This is a clever block of code! Great job, now rewrite it to be sane 😂
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•You're Welcome, Grandma!English
80·4 months ago👍👍 Oh yeah I’ll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science
furby hancock
🤌
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Bingo of Awful IT Processes
4·5 months agoWorse than 1 hour standup and 4 hour planning:
1 hour daily standups and 30 minute planning meetings.
I’ve been on a team that consistently congratulated themselves on how fast and smooth planning is, when none of the stories would have acceptance criteria or real descriptions at the end of the meeting, and then we’d have to spend tons of extra time during daily standup actually figuring out wtf the work was
thousands of years
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I created the weirdest political compass
15·5 months agoI literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there
It was not plant oil. Plankton and algae aren’t plants.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.English
2·5 months agoYou’re not wrong, I’m just answering the question lol
I didn’t switch to a USB optical/laser mouse until 2014
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.English
104·5 months agoAnna Kendrick as an astronaut scientist in Stowaway
Charlie Day in Pacific Rim
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Child labour with 10 years of experience, 'AI-native' accepting 250k lines of Cursor code
55·5 months ago250k lines of Cursor code
Oh no…
Without reverse engineering, there is no security. No way to find new bugs and vulnerabilities or confirm it’s backdoor free. Just blind trust only.