While a tool that extends your reach is useful, when dealing with a difficult to reach spider, your best asset is the element of surprise!

Pumpkin pie is always made with squash. Occasionally, those squash are pumpkins

Eh, it could be non-radioactive next week. That’s not very likely, but it could be

Are you trying to suggest that your use of punctuation is sarcastic?

Shaft

Name has its own theme song

*too

Hope. Maybe mix in a little hope

I am currently wearing a pair of shorts that I bought sometime in the late '80s. The top blanket currently on my bed was made by my grandmother in the '70s. The clock right in front of me was made during WW2, but I’ve only had it for a couple of decades. I guess I just don’t throw shit away

Edit: now that I think of it, my bed is probably from the '30s or '40s.