Not accurate at all. You’re a decade early.

Nihilism can be a positive force.

Lucky for you, cheese single.

It’s your money, use it when you need it!

I’m sorry, Jon.

It doesn’t, that guy is just a condescending prick.

Currently 2:06 am and I just had a slice of cheese. Extra sharp cheddar.

Better get some glue.

But are you also a mechanic? Cuz we need both.

If we’re being honest, I hate magazine less than I hate sublemmy.

Lmao if I didn’t go alone