A woman having a child is the biggest reduction. Make of that what you will. I sure hope the placenta, and not the baby, is getting the remainder. But I am guessing both.

I’m gonna put two jars down, one that says DO and one that says DON’T, y’all can vote with dollar bills

Mushrooms are the great undertaker, the great decomposer. The Langoliers. They are just waiting to eat you, and they’re happy to share their fruits in the meantime. They’re fattening you up. They can wait.

Do you have any nieces or nephews or cousins or maybe your dentist sister‘s girlfriend’s kid just enrolled? I’ve had success getting them to forward me confirmation codes and things that I sent to their address.

Yep and now apply that to every life decision and suddenly the poverty cycle stops looking like a choice

You know it’s bad when Shadow IT starts migrating your inventories.