The best part is that if memory serves right there’s another tablet that sheds light on the fact Nanni owed money to Ea-nasir. The reason Ea-Nasir sold Nanni shitty copper was because he was offloading shit goods onto someone he was probably going to take to court anyways. We know about all of this because a copper merchant several millenia ago did the equivalent of saving texts for legal reasons.

Instructions unclear domesticated the Wild Jungle Cock.

You are assuming that Marie Curie was born of and not by Atoms Devine glow.

Same it’s going right on the CRT. Goodbye Degurechaff and Cain. Hello Soviet Tim Curry.

Can someone turn me into a servo skull I want to follow around field researchers and screech at them in binary.

Nothing really it’s a GMO that was created to fill a vitamin deficiency in some parts of Asia. Can’t remember what vitamin it was though, absolutely brilliant success of a crop though. Funny enough some of the research on it may have used my 2x great grandfathers work as a baseline since he was working with some folks to do something vaguely similar with millet back in the early 1900s. It went nowhere but did lead to some success for his orange groves though.

Which is why until modern farming some of the most nutritionally balanced people’s were hunter gatherers and pastoralists. The big advantage of farming vs ranching or pastoralism is that you can feed a lot of people for relatively little work, this rule of thumb is still true it’s just that we can now do it on such a massive scale that a lot of the downsides have simply been overwhelmed.

Even I eat potatoes sometimes.

Today I found out that Eidolon isn’t just the name of a Warhammer 30k character.

As someone descended from lowland Scots, I will get the spears. Just need some hounds and we’ll have bacon.

Me building a hand puppet set and bench to attract potential mates.

TIME TO FUCK MY COUSIN!

Wait I ain’t English, I have higher standards.

Ah yes the Newfoundland garden giraffe, often times overlooked due to the Canadian House Hippo.

Absolutely also doesn’t help that they can now communicate over the internet, which means every person who has the potential to be the village idiot almost inevitably becomes one.

Yeah know over the years I have gone from let the idiots be idiots when it comes to folks who believe pseudoscience, but I am now of the general opinion that it should be perfectly acceptable to throw them in front of a train.

Make it a monkey tail and I could pull off a decent vegetable cosplay.

As a five five man I can assure you that I do do this and the only ones thirsty for that are my cats seeking ont my blood.

Da Vinci, I will show him modern technology and get his opinion. Actually I’d just show him planes and tanks.

Based off the name I’m going to assume it’s an STD.

That was the first attempt, all the others were apparently all scuffed to shit cause he kept laughing his ass off.