wyldrstallyns

This never happens to me, I swear. Just, gimme a second… Tell me how good I am. I’m so right. Say it. Almost there.

It’s crazy how >99% of his works have a vehicle crash in them, but he’s primarily famous for his illogical leaps.

Sadly, it’s the time “saved” the majority are after. No Imposter Syndrome necessary; they know they’re dogshit and everyone else does, too.

And, if you deploy/share it, you’re both lucky and stupid. ☝🏼

Well, the luck’ll invariably run out on that path, but the stupid certainly seems tenacious.

Hey, you leave the legend, John Candy, outta this! 🥰

Attend fascist furry cons? Who does that? 🤢🤮

More like a rampantly-inbred bag of oops at the dog park when another furry fuckup is shitting out something delectable.

Only that their resemblance to one side of the extended family and mine to the other was enough proof of the gummy bear example to make the concept stick in my mind, accurate or no😉.

Is it just for nostalgia, or is it a better game now? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Luckily enough, I had multiple siblings to reference when this came up in school (<'00), so I only went along with it as “close enough for homework”, but knew deep down that it was crayon-box BS. 🤪

You sure sound like a scientist! 🤩🖖🏼

Ripe for office, then, historically speaking. 🤌🏼

Good eye! 🤘🏼

Hirsute, indeed.

OMG, Becky. Look at his stripe.

Must be wunna them thicc fellas, mm.

~(trn: orig. zêbra; src: Gary Larson*)~

Dolph Lundgren?

That might be too effective. 😵‍💫🤢

Only one of those is the global symbol for saving one’s work, though. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Poor CDs.

but it is an incredible value, and it doesn’t phone home or any other nonsense.

This right here. Especially the last bit. ☝🏼

“I feel better!”

“Shutup, you’re dead.”

cat in background, being swung, yowling

“Actually, might go for a walk.”