I died.

Were you ok?

Because when they are underground,
they have no mouth and they must not scream

urrrrrr

🛠️

Closest emoji that I could find to the hammer and sickle

Nice.

Fake: Secular cooling? As opposed to religious cooling?

Gay: That jawline 🥵

Why isn’t the most influential planet Jupiter? That’s the obvious answer. Saturn maybe second. Their gravity wells did more than any other planet to influence the other planets in the system…

And wtf is Neptune doing in second place. Neptune doesn’t do shit.

DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC, KOLANAKI!

But… but… I posted it as a joke, so it is?? Please??

What is this, some mycologistic hate speech?

Go sniff some wool, fig eater.

Just krill me now.

I wish I could escape myself…

Melon comes from an ancient Greek word which referred to fruit, but was also, at the time, used as a euphemism for boobs.

Melons forever.

Edit: From Wiktionary:

Space? Big, if true.

pollinate me uwu

🤔

Thanks for adding context