My whole existence is flawed jawed

You bring me closer to maw

Lack of fedoras.

Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.

The three pairs of boots got me.

Can’t see a spoonwilliam without thinking of this

How else are you going to open your files in nano to do the programming on the prod server?

Sounds like a Cowboy Bebop episode involving smuggled fissile material.

Plus it has markers for variable types just like Esperanto has suffixes for parts of speech. Wall was a linguist, after all.

Esperanto always struck me as more perl-like with each part of speech having its own suffix like perl has $ for scalars, @ for arrays, and % for hashes. Though perl is probably more like a bunch of pidgins…

Are you a mosquito?

While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I’d have to go with B so the tie doesn’t get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.

Production errors.

LGTM (lunatic gunner targeting me)

On my phone, the bottom was just cut off. I searched for way too long before realizing that.

Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.

Our Grains Not Brains campaign to convert more zombies to a plant-based diet met with minimal success at first, but after slicing the brains to mimic bread slices as an intermediary step it remains unsuccessful.

Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.

One of the serial killers in Hannibal as well.

I, too, got a Mohawk after the last outage.

🎶Their stripes are better than yours 🎵