L E F L I
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 months ago

Judas

mander.xyz

external-link
message-square
47
link
fedilink
770
external-link

Judas

mander.xyz

fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 months ago
message-square
47
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    112
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    5 months ago

    You know, if Elon wouldn’t have had gender affirming care in the form of hair plugs… 🤔

    • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      26
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      Better example would be the plastic surgery on his jaw

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      45
      ·
      edit-2
      5 months ago

      Hows tgat gender affirming? Its not like only men have hair on their head.

      EDIT: Why are u booing me im right

      • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        15
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        5 months ago

        The kind of man Elon wants to be has hair on his head. There’s many ways to be a man and Elon wants a specific one.

      • NaevaTheRat [she/her]@vegantheoryclub.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        5 months ago

        Yeah the hair isn’t exactly, but the T and HGH is.

        I think he might have had maxillofacial surgery too, but it could just be the HGH.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          5 months ago

          Is that why his chest looks so fucked up too?

      • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        5 months ago

        Baldness in men is seen as a failing somehow despite it being largely uncontrollable.

        Him getting his hair done to feel more attractive and like himself is affirming surgery.

        You are not wrong that anyone can get hair restoration and any human type can have hairloss. Male pattern baldness is another category.

        The thing people are saying this is about him modifying his body to be happier but trying to deny others the ability to so so legally.

      • Letstakealook@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        10
        arrow-down
        3
        ·
        5 months ago

        I think sometimes folks just go overboard and end up making what would be valid points into easily dismissed statements. Given our societal norms, hair would be more gender affirming if an individual is presenting as feminine. A better example for men would be treatment for low t.

  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    59
    ·
    5 months ago

    Hm. That would insinuate that Trump is Jesus, and that’s not the message I feel we should be sending.

    • blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      32
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      He’s for certain an Antichrist.

      • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        5 months ago

        I can’t ever turn down the opportunity to share this site

        • blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          5 months ago

          Amazing. The one problem is that when the Bible explicitly uses “Antichrist” it is plural.

          • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            5 months ago

            I mean, we’re about to get a round 2…

          • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            5 months ago

            Like maybe a church organization, that backs trump and has a ton of political influence, such as Liberty University and their churches

      • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        5 months ago

        Would that make Musk the Anti Judas?

    • Zeshade@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      5 months ago

      I understood it more as Musk betraying his previous fanbase. Those that used to think that he was a positive force, investing in cool things. Before he revealed himself as a deranged asshole.

      • nepenthes@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        5 months ago

        Same. Dude started off on the semblance-of-sanity side and then betrayed logic and science in multiple stunning acts of pure idiocy.

        This is Judas-as-metaphor, not picture The Last Supper.

    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      5 months ago

      Here me out: Judas betrays Jesus.

      Not saying you’re wrong. But I’m willing to let the man speak.

      • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        5 months ago

        I’m fine with the betrayal part. It’s the deification of the asshole Trump I have a huge problem with.

    • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      5 months ago

      https://youtu.be/x9L5K04VgkI

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      That, or Jesus was the American people and we’re in a post-betrayal world, which I guess would make Trump Pontius Pilate.

    • Szyler@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      So trump will go to heaven in April?

  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    49
    ·
    5 months ago

    I can’t believe I googled this.

    For those like me, I found that this does not seem to have even a shred of truth—there is no alternate reconstituted face of Judas, nor is this one mentioned anywhere.

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      5 months ago

      Well what the hell were they actually going to base it off of. I don’t think there’s any churches claiming the skull of Judas as one of their relics.

      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        5 months ago

        There is no evidence for the Jesus pictures either, but I at least assumed it was another one of those half baked renditions based on genetic data from the region and basic biblical descriptions.

    • psud@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      It’s from a parody news site. It’s a joke

  • _____@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    44
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    5 months ago

    “using artificial intelligence”

    oh, so it’s completely worthless

    • funnything@lemmings.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      5 months ago

      Nordpress is a satirical website. It’s the belgian the onion.

      • nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        5 months ago

        Now everything makes sense

    • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      5 months ago

      That, or they opted to use buzzwords to secure funding from investors more willing to buy into the hype than actually interested about the research.

      Or it’s just a joke, playing off of that trope or scientific headlines to make a caricature of Musk.

      • keepcarrot [she/her]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        5 months ago

        Are there just more pictures of musk in the training data to the point where people just look a little more musk-like when generated?

    • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      5 months ago

      We didn’t even Artifical intelligence, we have created Geniune Stupidity

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        5 months ago

        Now that’s a tasty quote to save for later!

  • 9point6@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    5 months ago

    Weird, why am I getting Bezos vibes when everyone else sees Elon

    • metaStatic@kbin.earth
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      40
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      I see a white and gold dress

    • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      5 months ago

      Please don’t let this be the next “the dress” lol. It’s too creepy to see posted everywhere.

    • can@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      5 months ago

      Bald

  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    5 months ago

    Elon Musk without hair looks like a smarmy ancient Egyptian bureaucrat who is way in over his head and ends up being executed shortly after being told to perform a routine task.

  • infinite_ass@leminal.space
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    5 months ago

    I would normally kneejerk at any mention of Christianity but since it’s our favorite whipping boy I’ll go with it.

  • CreatingMachines@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    5 months ago

    Hmm.

  • fire86743@lemmygrad.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    5 months ago

    Inshallah, Elon is the Judas to Trump’s Jesus.

  • Chemical Wonka@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    5 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      Neil DeGrass Failson.

    • Che Banana@beehaw.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      • Ellen Musk

  • barbedbeard@lemmy.one
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    edit-2
    5 months ago

    It was Elonia all along

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    5 months ago

    Lmfao’er

  • Anarcho-Bolshevik@lemmygrad.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    5 months ago

    I think that the comparison to Judas Iscariot is unfair. Judas got dealt a lousy hand in life, having to play the role of a snitch to fulfill a divine prophecy. He suffered pangs of conscience for betraying J.C., so he unsuccessfully tried to return the blood money that he received. He was so upset with the situation that he hanged himself. (That instantly makes me think of the M*A*S*H theme.)

    Judas Iscariot is better than Elon Musk in every way imaginable. It’s not even a contest.

    • OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      5 months ago

      Matthew says he hanged himself, Luke (in Acts) says he…bought a field and burst open in it.

      Acts 1 18:

      “With the payment he received for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out”

      Doesn’t change your point really I just think it’s a fun inconsistency to think about. One option so much weirder than the other.

Science Memes@mander.xyz

science_memes@mander.xyz

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !science_memes@mander.xyz

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don’t throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

  • !spiders@lemmy.world

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

  • !academia@mander.xyz
  • !science@mander.xyz
  • !scicomm@mander.xyz

Biology and Life Sciences

  • !abiogenesis@mander.xyz
  • !animal-behavior@mander.xyz
  • !anthropology@mander.xyz
  • !arachnology@mander.xyz
  • !balconygardening@slrpnk.net
  • !biodiversity@mander.xyz
  • !biology@mander.xyz
  • !biophysics@mander.xyz
  • !botany@mander.xyz
  • !ecology@mander.xyz
  • !entomology@mander.xyz
  • !fermentation@mander.xyz
  • !herpetology@mander.xyz
  • !houseplants@mander.xyz
  • !medicine@mander.xyz
  • !microscopy@mander.xyz
  • !mycology@mander.xyz
  • !nudibranchs@mander.xyz
  • !nutrition@mander.xyz
  • !palaeoecology@mander.xyz
  • !palaeontology@mander.xyz
  • !photosynthesis@mander.xyz
  • !plantid@mander.xyz
  • !plants@mander.xyz
  • !reptiles and amphibians@mander.xyz

Physical Sciences

  • !astronomy@mander.xyz
  • !chemistry@mander.xyz
  • !earthscience@mander.xyz
  • !geography@mander.xyz
  • !geospatial@mander.xyz
  • !nuclear@mander.xyz
  • !physics@mander.xyz
  • !quantum-computing@mander.xyz
  • !spectroscopy@mander.xyz

Humanities and Social Sciences

  • !archaeology@mander.xyz
  • !folklore@mander.xyz
  • !history@mander.xyz
  • !old_maps@mander.xyz

Practical and Applied Sciences

  • !exercise-and sports-science@mander.xyz
  • !gardening@mander.xyz
  • !self sufficiency@mander.xyz
  • !soilscience@slrpnk.net
  • !terrariums@mander.xyz
  • !timelapse@mander.xyz

Memes

  • !bushrat_confidential@slrpnk.net
  • !science_memes@mander.xyz

Miscellaneous

  • !answered@mander.xyz
  • !mander@mander.xyz
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.19K users / day
  • 4.58K users / week
  • 11K users / month
  • 23.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 14.6K subscribers
  • 4.57K Posts
  • 110K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • fossilesque@mander.xyz
  • Salamander@mander.xyz
  • SciBot@mander.xyz
  • fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org