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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 7 days ago

I think we've all been there.

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I think we've all been there.

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    I want the transition probabilities, fam. That’s where the fun’s at!

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    If you think about it, and I suggest you don’t, this is a Markov model for all people regardless

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    All this chart says is death is the absorbing state and we all converge there regardless of excrement consistency.

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    Wouldn’t this be true for anyone?

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      from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn’s disease

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        Comglaturstion! We’re both going to die.

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      Not to be too dark, but some people probably start in the die state and never even get to have any sort of poop. :(

      I suppose that’s still technically no diarrhoea.

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      We havent seen the weights. In a general sense - yes; in a weighted sense - slow yes

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    I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.

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      post mortem spasms might cause defecation

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    The worst is diarrhea and cough

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    The Holy Trinity

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      Are you implying that all of these are actually different representations of the same thing?

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        The son gets into some shit
        The father does not give a shit
        and the holy ghost gives up the shit

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    I mean everyone gets to experience their last trip to the toilet before dying, so I guess its not wrong.

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    Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo… ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

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