Ok so this is a bit odd but hear me out. Whenever I have older family members or neighbors over my house, I always find pee on the toilet seat, floor, and wall next to my toilet. It happens without fail, and it’s always boomers.
When I have friends over (Millenial age) this is never a problem. The bathroom is always much cleaner and the guys are always fine, even after a few drinks.
But boomer guys? Straight blasting bootstrap piss. It’s crazy.
Anyone else notice this?


Yeah I’ve noticed it. There’s several reasons I think, some good and some bad:
upbringing
can’t be bothered in their old age
losing eyesight causes them to miss seeing drops after the fact
wrinkly plumbing tends to make fountains instead of streams
can’t bend to clean up, because of bad backs/legs
shaky hands and bad aim if very old
revenge for not cleaning up after your messes when much younger? 😂