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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago

Threadizens! I give you ✨THE WINDOWS STACK✨

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Threadizens! I give you ✨THE WINDOWS STACK✨

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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago
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    And ya’ll bitch about systemd 🫤

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    Wait, is the current start menu thing really edge webview??

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    Can you make the copilot icon 7 times bigger and have it pulsate?

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    we’re gonna put copilot in EVERYTHING! it’ll be great

    bill arrives for the compute

    we’re gonna take copilot out of EVERYTHING it’ll be uh

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      Lol. Work is currrently trying to cram Copilot into critical business processes despite it being incapable of doing very basic things.

      However, it has shed light on the fact that we have people in management who dont understand the fundamentals of how our business operates. Not that anything will be done about it.

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    Not sure what the Apple logo is doing there, though Macs did have Boot Camp until the Apple Silicon models.

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    I’m pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing.

    • Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I can confirm it’s not. One cool feature Windows does have is Windows sandbox, which lets you instantly start a blank Windows VM with no persistence. I was playing around with it yesterday and discovered it doesn’t include notepad in the guest OS!

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        still kinda pissed they got rid of edit.com after win7…

        • Chris@feddit.uk
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          They brought it back (well, a modern version) in Win 11.

          It’s available for Linux too!

          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/edit/

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            Recently revived my old gaming PC, decided to put Bazzite on it. Was a bit surprised to see that sudoedit had a menubar and everything, used to it being vim or something. Got even more surprised when I found out it was made by fucking Microsoft. Yuck.

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        I’ll bet the hypervisor for that VM is notepad based /j

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      is notepad.exe still around? I was sure they had replaced it with a new Microsoft Store app with copilot and ads.

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        Yes, but they made it dumber.

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        yes, and i think you can open it with win+r notepad

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      Notepad++ is in my opinion. It just should be at the side in mid air supporting a big lever under cmd

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    About cmd: if you trace back things like right-click > print, it’s usually a switcheroo between 7 registry keys and 5 directories that ends in some.dll /arg.

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    I miss taskmanager. Should be right on top win32

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    File explorer should be way bigger.

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      And with spiderwebs of connecting lines tying it to pretty much every block both above and below it.

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    It’s horrifying, but I can’t look away…

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    Part 2: ReactOS stack

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    missing level 0 = electricity.

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      A section of the technology tree from the game Civilization Six

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        That tree reads like “build an apple orchard to discover gravity”.

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        12 hours ago

        What game is this from?

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          Not 100% sure, but I think civilization 6

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            Goog’s image search agrees with you: “The image shows a section of the Atomic Era technology tree from Sid Meier’s Civilization VI”. One thing AI is good for.

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            thanks :)

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