I mean small like I sneeze and a 20 dollar bill appears in my hand or something like that. Not classic answers like flying or super strength.

      • blightbow@kbin.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        19
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        A friend of mine does too.

        I’m ready to form a supervillain league with the sole motivation of performing unethical research experiments on your kind. This power must be brought to the masses!

      • PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 year ago

        I have it too. It took me a few years to figure it out but now I average 12 minutes to fall asleep and can sometimes do it in less than 3.

    • Cruxifux@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      1 year ago

      I used to have insomnia that came from anxiety about my future (I’m guessing.) When I started doing carpentry and started truly exhausting my body I gained the ability to sleep ANYWHERE ANY TIME FOR HOWEVER LONG I WANTED.

      It’s seriously amazing. I’m 33 now and don’t have to work quite as hard, plus am used to the long shifts that are hard on your body. I can still sleep pretty much whenever, wherever.

      I flew to England once (it was like a 14 hour flight) and seriously slept the entire time. I didn’t even have a window seat.

      • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 year ago

        I did residential construction for a couple years, then 4 in the military, so no stranger to physical exhaustion… Insomnia hit even in those times.

        The only way to predictably get a decent chunk of sleep is to kind of bank hours in the days leading up to it. Like if get 0 to maybe 3 hours per night through the work week, I’ll sleep like a baby come Saturday.

        Never been on meds for it. Was afraid to report it when I was active duty (fucking stupid) and now my rating isn’t high enough to cover prescriptions and I don’t have regular health insurance so… can’t afford them. :-/

        • Today@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 year ago

          I’ve used ambien and that L one. Benefit/negatives = not worth it. My husband and friends switched to trazodone (safer and cheaper) and really like it. I’ve learned to put myself to sleep quickly by focusing hard on relaxing each body part for 3 breaths, starting with feet, ankles, lower legs, … When i wake up in the middle of the night it’s harder, but i can usually do it if i concentrate. Oh, when I’m really struggling, adding cannabis helps.

          • SpooneyOdin@lemmy.ml
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            1 year ago

            Trazadone works really well. The only drawback I find his if I need to use the bathroom during the night (getting older sucks) - makes me feel really unsteady kind of like I’m drunk.

          • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            Here’s hoping. Cracking away at nursing prerequisites, so assuming that path goes as planned, I’m a couple years away from a job as a nurse, which will hopefully translate to a large enough pay check to afford health insurance.

            Light at the end of the tunnel.

              • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                1 year ago

                Thanks! It’s going well so far! Actually rocking a 4.0, but the class I’m in now (microbiology) will likely be putting an end to that. Confident in a passing grade at least, and that’s all I really need for admission into the nursing program. Things are moving along!

                • Cruxifux@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  1
                  ·
                  1 year ago

                  Fuck yeah! I’m a stupid tradesman so I don’t exactly know what 4.0 means, but it sounds high. I know from TV that it means good. But I don’t know why haha

    • Nihilore@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 year ago

      I have the monkey paw version of this where I can fall asleep instantly but can’t stay asleep, I wake up several times throughout the night

      • SpooneyOdin@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        Yeah, I get this too kinda. I find I get really vivid dreams when wake up but fall back asleep

      • Squirrel@thelemmy.club
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        You could also find missing people. This one has serious potential for good. Realistically, though, the CIA (or your country’s equivalent) would take you into custody and force you to do their bidding.

        • Raltoid@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          1 year ago

          Not to mention the regular occurances of people asking you to locate something they’ve stuck inside themselves.

        • Noetic97@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          1 year ago

          Oh shit. Didn’t think of that angle. But it’s okay, they’ll never recognize me because I’ll wear glasses while not using my power and take them off when I go all super and shit. That’ll work!

        • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 year ago

          I guess but I would still use it to find missing pets and stuff. Other people are talking about finding missing people but imo that’s more tricky. Finding 1 missing person is just luck but if you are some how finding 10 or 20 people you are going to be lopked into.

  • blightbow@kbin.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    84
    ·
    1 year ago

    Ability to force anyone to objectively confront their own cognitive dissonance by maintaining eye contact.

    Possibly too powerful. Some heads may spontaneously combust from a lifetime of preferring their own reality.

    • paperclipgroove@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      35
      ·
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Ok but to balance it: it forces you to confront your own on the topic as well.

      That would force you to selectively use it since often times reality is somewhere between our personal view of it and other opposing views.

      Chose the wrong situation and you’ll both be crying in the corner with shatter worlds. Chose the ones where the people are truly disconnected from reality and perhaps you’ll change their lives - hopefully for the better.

      • blightbow@kbin.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        22
        ·
        1 year ago

        Ok but to balance it: it forces you to confront your own on the topic as well.

        I was actually tempted to include that in the original, but I didn’t want to belabor it. :)

        I’m fine with this, and would prefer it that way.

      • SirEDCaLot@lemmy.fmhy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 year ago

        Nah, I say that’s part of the superpower. After using it a bunch, the weilder will have little or no more cognitive dissonance of their own. Every time they use it will further purify their own thought process. That’s like a superpower where every time you use it it replaces a little bit of your body fat with muscle. After you use it a bunch, you end up ripped.

      • CallumWells@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 year ago

        That’s not a negative, I think. It might hurt a little at first, but you’ll soon have removed most of your own errors and be a better person for it. What more could we wish for?

  • zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    72
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 year ago

    Any insect that touches my skin realizes the error of its ways and peacefully leaves me alone.

      • limeaide@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 year ago

        For me I’d also like to add that I wouldn’t wake up just because a loud car drove by. I can sleep fast, but staying asleep is difficult

      • Bappity@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        ok debuff maybe, it’s the right thing according to the current time period moral standards and not based on what I want to say

    • lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 year ago

      I was thinking the inability to speak falsehoods would be useful for troubleshooting. “The problem is with the router.” Nope. Not the router. “The problem is with the modem.”…

  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    30
    ·
    1 year ago

    You know when you have a discussion or confrontation, and six hours later you realize what you should have said? My superpower would be the wits to always think of the right thing immediately.

    • SpooneyOdin@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      1 year ago

      There’s a French idiom for this: “Avoir l’Esprit d’Escalier” which means “The Wisdom of the Staircase”. Basically, you often think of the best thing to say after you left and are walking down the staircase.

  • festus@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    26
    ·
    1 year ago

    Cleaning up / scrubbing / etc. is as effortless as it appears on commercials.

  • ManWithAHammer@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    26
    ·
    1 year ago

    The ability to fall asleep instantly, anywhere, and choose exactly how long to sleep… And get a full rest regardless of how long that is.

    • puppy@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 year ago

      If you get a full rest regardless of the sleep length, why sleep for more than a minute or two?

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 year ago

        Gotta hope they check your pulse right or they might just bury you after a few years. Imagine trying to figure out where you could lay down for 10 years. Immediately got overwhelmed thinking about paying rent and all the work I’d miss. House over run by plant life and roof started leaking until the black mold set in and half of the house collapsed on you laying there… yikes

    • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 year ago

      There ability to fall asleep instantly, anywhere…

      I used to have that back when I started work at 4am… Oh wait, you meant voluntarily.

  • _danny@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    1 year ago

    Perfect control over memory.

    So able to remember anything with high detail, but also able to forget the cringey stuff from middle school

      • limeaide@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 year ago

        Maybe if there was a limit to how much you can remember. Like your brain runs out of storage kinda lol

        But you have all the permissions in your brain. If you’d like you can delete English and learn Chinese when you’re going on a trip. Maybe you can even forget how to breathe or forget what other food tastes like so I can go on a diet that has nasty food.

        My biggest fear would be by the time I’m like 60 i would be attached to too many memories and wouldn’t be able to learn new things

        Ig it’s not too different than regular older people lol. There are some people at work that I’ve taught them how to attach a file to an email like 5 times already and they just don’t learn

  • morganth@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    22
    ·
    1 year ago

    To be able to hear the soundtrack. Like, if I walk into a building and hear the Psycho “reep reep!” I’ll get the hell out. But if I walk into that same building and hear “bow chicka bow wow”, I’m staying.

  • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    1 year ago

    When in an argument I want the ability to know what my opponent has to say in advance so I can always interrupt and finish their sentences. Every single one of them.

  • itsmikeyd@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    1 year ago

    I have a disease which limits what I can eat, therefor the ability to digest any food or drink comfortably.

    • kboy101222@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 year ago

      God I feel this. I’m probably not nearly as bad, but I’d like to not have to carefully analyze what I eat anymore

        • theDoctor@lemmy.sdf.org
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          5
          ·
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          ~~What in the pseudoscience is this crap? Avoid garlic entirely, but no limit on the foi gras? ~~

          Edit: FODMAP is not a ‘diet’ in the traditional sense, it’s a diet tailored to avoid triggering flare ups of medical conditions such as IBS. Wish the article had been more clear for those without knowledge of what FODMAP is.

            • theDoctor@lemmy.sdf.org
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              1 year ago

              I know this is ancient history at this point, but I wanted to circle back.

              I was not familiar with FODMAPs at all before reading the article. And since the article starts by calling it a ‘diet’ I made what I thought was the reasonable assumption that it was a traditional diet.

              After you responded I looked it up more generally and now understand that it’s less of a traditional ‘diet’ and instead used to help prevent some medical conditions from flaring up.

              That’s on me for not doing full research, and on the article for assuming everyone knows what FODMAPs are and why they are so important to some people.

              Sorry for my ignorance.

              • itsmikeyd@lemmy.ml
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                1 year ago

                Props to you for coming back to this. Totally understand your incredulity to this if you thought it was some fad or weightloss diet though haha!

                • theDoctor@lemmy.sdf.org
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  1
                  ·
                  1 year ago

                  I questioned my sanity for a bit after your first response until I realized what the diet actually was. I was properly confused!

    • Esjee@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 year ago

      Makes you think that the things you take for granted on a daily basis can be a super power for someone else