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minus-squarefloral_toxicity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·1 year agoAt least they didn’t ask for a dirty martini.
minus-squaresoren446@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·1 year agoI’ll spit in it for you but that costs extra
minus-squareButters@lemmywinks.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoReminds me of that old joke: What’s the difference between a dirty martini and a chickpea?
minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoNobody is going to pay hundreds of dollars to have a martini on their face.
At least they didn’t ask for a dirty martini.
I’ll spit in it for you but that costs extra
Reminds me of that old joke: What’s the difference between a dirty martini and a chickpea?
Idk, what?
Nobody is going to pay hundreds of dollars to have a martini on their face.