How many of you practice your karate.
…wait?
Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.
Yeah, most of the elevators I encounter are at hotels while traveling, so it’s usually the first place I have a moment to breathe after going non-stop for hours and hours. I’m not practicing karate, I’m trying not to collapse from exhaustion.
30 SECONDS ILL NEVER GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER
I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them
I just pull out my phone and look at re… er, lemmy
Fart.
So it’s you…
Transform back to my original form, it’s tiring to keep this human appearance.
I too like taking my totally human face off.
I like to take a step in, press my floor button and not turn around. Facing the back of the elevator even if someone else gets on.
I look around for cameras and if I find one, I stare at it for the whole ride. No one really watches those things unless something is being investigated so on the rare chance someone sees it, I’ll just be an oddity in a much more interesting tale.
Usually I just take the stairs though. I hate surveillance.
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Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.
Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.
