The selective attraction exerted on the cat by the Richard black hole reveals that Richard is allergic to cats, as cats are attracted to people allergic to them [1].

[1] - ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling et al., lemmy.dbzer0.com (2024)

I’m 30. Almost have a PhD.

Also playing video games and crying

I would campaign for fifteen dollars to be written as 15$. The other way around makes no sense. Dollars is the unit, and you say “fifteen dollars” and not “dollars fifteen”. That we landed on the backwards convention is a travesty.

Sure, 15$ wouldn’t get me far, but it’s a start!

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I agree with you, but Xbox just took the Dreamcast’s layout, which means SEGA is the original culprit

If the hedgehog has the seven chaos emeralds, it can still take on the boar even with the triforce of power.

If not, then it’s more of a toss up, but we should note that there is one registered instance of the hedgehog collecting triforce pieces so my bet would still be on the hedgehog.

dck

It’s not like this makes up for everything else, but there is gravity on Mars

Wait, Reddit is pro-Israel now? I haven’t been there in a while (to be honest, since before this topic escalated) but that surprises me

“Where is Eris? Is it safe? Is it all right?”

“It appears that, in your anger… You classified it as a dwarf planet.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Beep boop. I’m writing this comment because you asked to be updated on my date.

She canceled it :(. She was only here for a few days and ended up not being available to meet with me. It’s ok, I think I read more into it than I should have!

How DARE you show me this meme when I should be writing my thesis

I once saw a website that claimed that the moon was a hologram. I guess it can still be that.

One of the theories was that the Moon was not always a hologram, but that it was destroyed (maybe in WW2?) and now the government keeps a projection of the moon to keep people from finding out.

Also all of the space exploration propaganda was faked. Here’s an amazing sentence that will never leave my mind: "Occam’s razor says the simplest explanation is most often the correct one. And what’s simpler: that the government spent millions of dollars, spent years doing research, with international collaborations on rocket science and astronomy, and then managed to get a manned rocket onto the moon… Or that it is all a conspiracy? ;) "

Tl;dr: I asked a girl out :)

I met a girl in a flight and thought we got along well, but she was only in a layover flight while I was in the last flight of my trip. Still, we kept in touch, and she’s apparently coming to my city for a few days in two weeks.

So I did something I had never done before (even though I’ve been in a few relationships before) and asked her out! She said “maybe” (her trip was already planned and she is busy and staying with some friends, she seemed genuinely sorry) so in two weeks I may have a date :)

My superiority is purely real, with no imaginary components

Does this mean that Facebook will also be in the fediverse?

Is THIS the true Metaverse?

Were there Duolingo speedrunning communities in other websites like Reddit and Twitter, or is this something you’re trying to get off the ground?

You’re the badass stoich character from fantasy stories!

“I keep the relics of my ancestors to remind me we all die”

Not necessarily today. You never know!

I liked messing around with openbox but I’m very aesthetically challenged so I never managed to make it look good. Any tips?