Time to bug out of this relationship.

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

You already have a bunch of suggestions, here are a few more of my favorite sci-fi names/characters that I didn’t see…

Hari / Salvor (both from Asimov’s Foundation series) Rico (from Heinlein’s Starship Troopers) Leto / Duncan (both from Herbert’s Dune) Ender (from Card’s Ender’s Game series) Filip (from Corey’s The Expanse series)

Honorable mentions Fry (Futurama) Jar-Jar (Binks)

Fudge