we are all

couldn’t afford LISA’S DENTAL PLAN

LISA’S DENTAL PLAN

LISA’S DENTAL PLAN

while that looks dumb, keeping them separate helps them last longer.

so does this make my balls permanently sweet or what

it is until it isn’t.

fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack

are you not entertained ?!

ah yes, saddamicus housseinicles

dope!

such as…

I thought this was strawberry flavoring. huh.

I thought we all knew and were training it wrong on purpose…

…as a joke.

matt

we could acknowledge it as a possibility AND work to better our um… local frame of reference.

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays